Remarks
M’s come out with a few things that have made me giggle recently, so I thought I’d blog them so I can laugh again later.
“She’s going to have a pierced nipple if you carry on like that lad” said to L when he was going through a bit of a biting session.
M: “Do you know what a woo hoo is Mum?”
K: “A woo hoo, no, what is it then?”
M: “It’s when you pretend to have sex in a hot tub”
K: (mind boggling and trying to keep a straight face) “Is it, who told you about that then?”
M: “It was at Muddle Puddle camp” (so educational this home ed lark!) “and Rio told me about it”
K: “Rio, who’s Rio?”
M: “You know, Steph’s big boy” (I see where he’s gone wrong there then LOL)
The things you learn, eh? From Googling apparently it’s Sims related?
In Morrison’s cafe today we had this exchange over a packet of sandwiches M couldn’t open
M: “Can you open these?”
K: “I think you’ve forgotten a little word?”
M: “Can you open these please Mummy?”
K: “OK, there you are”
Pause
K: “I think there’s another word you’ve forgotten?”
After another pause
M:”Thank you”
Another pause
M: “Your… your…” looking at me.
K: “Get on and eat your sandwiches and stop messing”
M: “Your… your…”
K: “What are you on about?”
M: “You’ve missed a little word. You’re w…”
K:” You’re welcome” with a giggle
M: “I got you back there didn’t I Mummy”
